@TheTweetOfGod: Jesus was white and spoke English and enjoyed baseball and apple pie and was a churchgoing Christian.
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@TheWoodenslurpy: I thought I saw Jesus in a cookie. But I was wrong. It was just a guy who looked like him.
@Mostly_Cheese: Sorry I don't remember your name, I was concentrating too hard on shaking hands, making eye contact and not mispronouncing my own.