@NoorShamma: Jewelry make the perfect gifts because if things don't work out, she can throw them away and make you suffer. Take Titanic for example.
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@ReeseButCallMeV: I just cleaned out my purse. So, I'll be having a garage sale later this afternoon.
@StephenBCramer: I installed a mirror in front of my toilet so that when I run out of things to read I will have someone to talk to.