@NoorShamma: Jewelry make the perfect gifts because if things don't work out, she can throw them away and make you suffer. Take Titanic for example.
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@SteveAmiri: Fifty Shades of Grey was disappointing. All those blindfolds and not a single person swung at a piñata.
@momthoughts13: Me: My head is killing me My brain: You've had zero water today, destroyed your liver last night, haven't eaten much real food, and have finished almost an entire pot of coffee Me: I think I'll make more coffee. Then maybe a beer.