@peteec: Jim Lehrer is moderating this debate with the skill of an NFL replacement referee.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Douchekevin: The problem was that everyone was poking my ex on Facebook. And in my bed And on my couch And in my car And when I was at work
@13spencer: I work in the entertainment industry, so the only way I could lie more is if I worked in politics.
@wickedblondeone: Some days, I wish I had a button to restore myself to my original factory settings