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@flashember: [job interview]
"I'll never hire you"
ME: [swordfighting a field mouse] Is it cuz I'm swordf-
NO IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE LOSING TO A FIELD MOUSE

[job interview]
“I’ll never hire you”
ME: [swordfighting a field mouse] Is it cuz I’m swordf-
NO IT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE LOSING TO A FIELD MOUSE

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