@FattMernandez: Are there Jewish exorcisms? Where the demon comes out, and just tells you to call your mother?

@3sunzzz: Hang up weed instead of mistletoe, then every time you stand under it you can have a snack.

@Karate_Horse: You can sign up for as many karate classes as you want there is literally no one monitoring this

@murrman5: [date smiles as I pour more wine] it's like you're trying to get me drunk for something brent [me selecting 2 players on mortal kombat] haha

@vladsavov: The most popular car brands are German, Japanese, and Italian. It's like losing WW2 is a prerequisite for making good autos.