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@SamGrittner: *job interview*
"So this yearbook isn't your resume?"
"No. I'm not a moron. Those are my references. I highlighted all the NEVER CHANGE's."

*job interview*
“So this yearbook isn’t your resume?”
“No. I’m not a moron. Those are my references. I highlighted all the NEVER CHANGE’s.”

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