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@david8hughes: [job int]
"Under skills u put 'not being afraid of pigeons'."
[nervously shifts in chair]
"That's right. Why? Do any pigeons work here?"

[job int]
“Under skills u put ‘not being afraid of pigeons’.”
[nervously shifts in chair]
“That’s right. Why? Do any pigeons work here?”

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