@shutupmikeginn: Job Posting: local pond looking to hire tadpole, must have previous experience as frog
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@Book_Krazy: Dawn's coming over. "Dawn from work, or crazy Dawn?" *Dawn walks in* "WELL WELL WELL, if it isn't the lady I'm framing for murder.
@MandiAtRandom: Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth...and drink all the vodka inside. It seems to help
@mommy_cusses: Let me tell you how you lost this game according to these rules I've just made up. -Kids when you play board games together.