@Bipartisanism: "Joe Biden and I are so close, some places in Indiana refuse to serve us pizza." - President Obama
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@RegularFred: Pizza is like racism. America didn't invent it, but it's hard to find a country that does it better.
@NotJPo: Give a woman a compliment and you'll eat for a day. Force a woman to fish for compliments and she'll feed someone else.
@That_Damn_Duck: My cat is walking a very fine line between being cute & being sold to the Korean restaurant down the street.
@wolfpupy: thinking about eating a lot of candy. which i have obtained legaly, through the trick or treat system, for many years