@BuckyIsotope: Joe Biden is in the White House kitchen right now licking every piece of silverware and putting them back in the drawer
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@squirrel74wkgn: [at store] Salesperson: May I help you? Me: Yes, I need something really nice that my wife can exchange next week
@iGreenMonk: It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.