@BuckyIsotope: Joe Biden is in the White House kitchen right now licking every piece of silverware and putting them back in the drawer
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@wickedsuga: Just found a pill in the bottom of my purse. Have no clue what it is, but I'm real excited to take it and see what happens.
@SteveKoehler22: Costco .... Because you never know when your aquarium could explode .... and you really need those 96 rolls of paper towels.
@DaddyJew: Me: I'll have some cold water Clerk: sorry all we have is warm water Me: yall got ice? Clerk: yea Me: Clerk: Me: I have a crazy idea