@greenteam15: Joe, keep that beat nice and loose. Sam, take that bass for a walk. Ray I slept with your mom AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A
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@respected_loner: whats that detective, the serial killer is in the mall? i'll hack into their security cameras real fast [types "job openings" into google]
@SteveSuckington: Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?
@TheBoydP: The book I bought on dog training doesn't seem to be working. I don't think she's even reading it.
@DurtMcHurtt: [girl I'm talking to playfully touches my arm] Wait, do that again I wasn't flexing.