@nickcreelman: Jogging, but with a car.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@TheHyyyype: ME: mom we're out of eggs again! MOM: it's ok, there's cereal [later] ME: *throwing cheerios at the mean neighbor's house* this sucks
@Jordan_Morris: Old video games: "Quick! Kill a bunch of dudes!" New video games: "Quick! Kill a bunch of dudes... but also, take some time to appreciate how emotionally complex it is to be a parent!"
@The_JRM: I sometimes lie awake and wonder how much useful information I've left out of my brain to make room for these Hanson songs.
@a_lolbrarian: We went to the planetarium today and when the voiceover said “this is the earth” one of the kids booed