@nickcreelman: Jogging, but with a car.
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@HousewifeOfHell: An enterprising neighborhood kid started a business to fill in all those grownup coloring books for us. I feel more relaxed already.
@dulcetry: This Walmart is advertising $9.99 iPads to anyone who throws their baby into a snakepit.
@HatfieldAnne: First 20 minutes driving through farm country: "Isn't this pretty?" Next 3 hours: *can't remember a life before corn*