@nickcreelman: Jogging, but with a car.
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@tvandjam: Wow, you're a Sagittarius?? That must mean you're trusting, passionate and thick as pig shit to think I care about horoscopes
@daemonic3: [grocery store] Ok, milk... Check! Eggs... Check! Tomatoes... Check! "Sir, can you wait for the total and just write one check please?"
@JDotComma: I don't understand women. I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it.