@Ameiam: Jogging has never helped my memory.
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@fizzlestothetop: Well, seeing as Jesus only had 12 followers, I'd say I'm doing pretty well for myself.
@funnyordie: Lots of people comparing Trump to ISIS and Hitler. Wow. Take it easy, guys! That's not very nice to ISIS or Hitler.
@Wine_Honey1: My boss said that we could go outside during the solar eclipse, but no time limit was given *takes 8 hour lunch break *raids liquor store