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@_ElvishPresley_: *finishes a project in 20 minutes that was supposed to take 40 minutes* *celebrates by screwing around online for 4 hours*
@TequilaTears: Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to "Unstable"