@yoyoha: Johnny Depp is proof that if you dress like you're a member of a rock band long enough one will just form around you eventually
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@MariyaAlexander: Your Harvard education doesn't make me respect you more - it makes me respect Harvard less.
@NourHadidi: Overheard at work: "that is music to my ears". Where else would the music go smartypants?
@DanielJHannan: Babies are very like governments, you know. Constant appetite at one end, constant mess at the other. And they only ever get bigger.