@Elizasoul80: Johnny Depp is the best actor ever. You can't even tell he has scissor hands in Pirates of the Caribbean.
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@ChrisScarlette: *i put two straws in my drink* gf: awhh :) me: hell ya double barrel *i use both straws*
@Roweboat13G: *boss stops meeting* Mike, is there something you'ld like to share with the whole group? Me: Nooooo, that's why I whispered it to Alan.
@susie_meister: If we eliminated, "Is your car running ok?" from our conversations, my dad and I would never speak.