@Elizasoul80: Johnny Depp is the best actor ever. You can't even tell he has scissor hands in Pirates of the Caribbean.
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@UtilityLimb: I'm not doubting that you're 1/8th Pond People, but this is a research paper. You can't cite "BOG WISDOM"
@Death_Buddy: Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT. Me: *walks downstairs* where the hell is my toaster and microwave?
@mommy_cusses: Settle down, school picture day packages. I don't need a body pillow with my son's face embroidered on it for $400.
@IamSoffWilliams: We all have that special someone in our lives that we wish would get run over by a truck.