@gilozeri: johnny depp looks like the person who does hair and make up for johnny depp
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@TheCiscoKidder: I have no problem feeding my kid something that fell on the floor, so I get it, restaurant employees.
@kingstonstreet: The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you have like three followers then go with the sword
@NickSwardson: Thank god 4 the guy at the bar yelling "YOU GOTTA CATCH THAT!!!" when a receiver drops the ball. Had no idea he was supposed to catch it.