@H0TMessBarbie: Johnny Depp would have made an excellent Catwoman.
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@SweetTweetsBRO: I used to be a people person, but apparently collecting people in your basement is frowned upon.
@IntrepidDeviant: *Arrives at ticket stall with my girl* Me: Two tickets to the movie please. Attendant: For The Hobbit? Me: No, that's my girlfriend.
@jctwritesstuff: [First Date] Me: So, Construction? Him: Yeah M: You nail stuff? With your big hammer? H: M: Like to screw? H: M: Hey! Where are you going?