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@lazerdoov: Maybe Gotye was an actual goat that sold it's soul for the chance to be a human with a hit song and now he is back to just being a goat
@jimmy_sharpe: I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it.
@TheTweetOfGod: If you had more money you'd be happier.
@fillthevacuum: *checks pockets for phone 53 times before jumping in pool*
*skinny dips to be on the safe side*
@WilliamAder: If it wasn't for the 140 character limit, I'd be on Chapter 27 of my first tweet right now.