@PAT_E_ROCK: Joined Match.com... And all I got was a lit cigarette
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@Piecezilla: The weatherman said it's nice outside. I guess they don't let him watch the rest of the news.
@hippieswordfish: THERAPIST: how do you feel ME: with my hands THERAPIST: no, like on the inside ME: ohhh...idk probably kinda squishy and weird
@Underchilde: I slept like a log, which means my underside was moist and bugs kept crawling up my crack.
@NickMcNevich: Stalker? Me? Nooooo. But you should call your mom, she left you a message yesterday while you were sleeping. I muted it so you could rest