@omgthatspunny: Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Beesthegame: Man: I'd like an order of buffalo wings Bartender: sorry, we don't serve food here *a sandwich that just walked in flips a table and leaves*
@Tommytoughstuff: "Not all guys wearing Flannel shirts are Lumberjacks." *hits tree with axe* " Take me for example. I just hate trees."
@shariv67: Parents tell you their baby's weight because they have no other information. They can't say "Meet Jim, a free spirit who's into yodeling."
@KentWGraham: My wife tried imitating the weird groaning sound her car is making, and all three auto mechanics asked her out.