@anylaurie16: jokes don't kill people, people who don't get jokes kill people.
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@_sleepysmile: People always comment about how young I look. I just tell them it's because of all the placenta I've been eating.
@Book_Krazy: Me: What's with the look? Hub: How would you like a full-service massage? Me: I would, but will you and the kids be okay while I'm gone?
@JasonLastname: How many push-ups is too many when meeting your girlfriend's dad for the first time?