@mkesquire: Jokes on her! I LIKE sleeping on the couch.
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@sucittaM: Watching my mother-in-law order at Starbucks is like watching a drunk gorilla try to start a car with a french fry.
@BBQJones28: Shout out to the dude who's followed and unfollowed approximately 25632 times this week.