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@mkesquire: Jokes on her! I LIKE sleeping on the couch.
@StatusInBeirut: If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows.
@Dawn_M_: Getting sick of seeing dogs that are not falling in love or at least sharing spaghetti.
@JB4Realz: "Easy Come, Easy Go" - My clinic name if I ever become a urologist.
@sageboggs: "Is that the guy who doesn't know how to use the word poignant?"
Yea shhh he's coming over here
THE GUY: hey guys! long time no poignant
@ProudFFAalumni: Instead of accusing me of eating your leftover pie, ask yourself why you had any left to begin with, quitter
*said thru a mouthful of pie*