@Dawn_M_: Joke's on my neighbour, I actually like being kept locked in his shed.
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@causticbob: I started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs. So far I've got 50,000 signatures.
@Cheeseboy22: Thinking of leaving a fake bloody arm inside the blood pressure machine at this CVS pharmacy.
@The_MartiniGirl: Pretty sure I just did some classical ballet move as I got off the computer chair to get to the kitchen and saw a spider on my floor.