@SortaBad: Jokes on you TSA my body is 70% water and I just snuck it onto the plane
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@Kimgee8: Apparently "naked" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?
@PerfectPending: I don't envy mama birds for how they have to feed their babies, but the pushing them out of the nest part sounds fun.
@briangaar: ELMO WANT BIG HUG!!! ELMO WANT KIDS TO KNOW THAT JET FUEL COULDN'T POSSIBLY MELT STRUCTURAL STEEL