@kibblesmith: Jon if Garfield is too fat maybe stop purchasing ingredients and cooking full lasagnas for him you realize that's dinner for a human family
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@lawyerthoughts: If your entire outfit can be purchased at a gas station it's not appropriate for court.
@sarcasticmommy4: My kids have strategically placed items in an overflowing garbage can like they're building a Jenga puzzle. Have kids. It's fun.
@OtherDanOBrien: Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached? Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs? Or crapperjoels?