@DrakeJoshQuotez: Josh: [after he spills root beer on the TV and ruins it] I drink root beer. You don't see me explodin'!
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@WheelTod: My wife has just come home and asked how things went with the baby. Now in mild panic mode as I thought she took the baby along with her
@Matt_The_1st: "Dad, these glasses make everything look much bigger!" *Snatches glass and hands to my wife
@QwertyJones3: [Safari] "Remember, when you're near water beware of wild hippos." Don't worry, I'm prepared for that. *shows handful of white marbles*