@TheTweetOfGod: Journalists love covering Lindsay Lohan because what she is to actresses, they are to professions.
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@aveuaskew: Today I learned not all people are appreciative of vetriloquism. Especially my gynecologist.
@Mr57percent: The older I get, the more I feel like the town elders in Footloose were actually pretty cool.
@UrFavAsianGuy: Sorry girls, I'm no Bruno Mars, I won't catch a grenade for you. In fact, if such situation ever happened, I'd use you as a human shield.