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@_wangwe: Judge: Did you commit murder?

Me: I'm a man. I'm afraid of commitment.

Judge: hahaha!

Me: hahaha!

Judge: Life.

Judge: Did you commit murder? 

Me: I’m a man. I’m afraid of commitment.

Judge: hahaha!

Me: hahaha!

Judge: Life.

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