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@ch000ch: JUDGE: i sentence you to life in prison
MY LAWYER WHO IS A HOUSE FLY: nice that's only like 11 days

JUDGE: i sentence you to life in prison
MY LAWYER WHO IS A HOUSE FLY: nice that’s only like 11 days

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