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@noog: Judge: Order in the court

[from the back]
Me: Can I get a large pepperoni pizza with... [puts hand over speaker and looks around] what?

Judge: Order in the court

[from the back]
Me: Can I get a large pepperoni pizza with… [puts hand over speaker and looks around] what?

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