@J_Mainwaring69: *Judge raises hammer* "I SENTENCE YOU TO LIFE" -*defendant chuckles* "I'm already alive you MORON!"
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@MindyFurano: if you can't handle me at my worst is there another preferably more affordable therapist you can refer me to
@Tmoney68: Have manufacturers of picket fences ever gone on strike? Because the irony would be awesome. Take your time, I'll wait.
@SMLXist: What in all holy hell is going on with this box of toilet paper I just got from Amazon