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@ArfMeasures: JUDGE: So to be clear, you're pleading not guilty to stealing the child's shoes?

ME: [heelies up to the mic] That's correct

JUDGE: So to be clear, you’re pleading not guilty to stealing the child’s shoes?

ME: [heelies up to the mic] That’s correct

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