@jmhuntsinger: Judging by the quality of some of your tweets I can tell this isn't the first time you've failed in life.
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@lloydrang: If you think the world is getting more unsafe, violent and unpredictable, the 13th century would like a word with you.
@NicestHippo: Emperor Sleepoleon, we urge you to change your name to appear less lazy to your people. Oui, I shall dial it back, BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY
@Amusitr0n: It's freedom of expression. Grocery Store Manager: sir you were holding a potato in a tiny cage and threatening the store potatoes