@DaddyJew: Judging by this line at Costco it doesn't look like I'll ever see my family again.
@LuckyLea13: I'm thankful for my Twitter family. Without you people, I'd still just be talking to myself
@AngelaEhh: You mean you can actually put the cork back in a wine bottle?
@ericsshadow: The kids left w/my parents for a week. I plan to run around the house for an hour yelling "woo hoo", but after that my schedule is wide open
@DanMentos: [guy from the 50s arrives in a time machine]
"Braco? Sounds Mexican"
You might want to sit down
@Dawn_M_: Remember, your neighbours aren't going to be attacked by killer bees on their own. You have to want it. You need to make it happen.