@taitutu: Judging by your selfie, I can't help wonder why your mother didn't try & sell you to a circus when you were younger.
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@dumbbeezie: I dropped food on the floor and my dog got excited but it was just tomato. I catfished my dog
@UNTRESOR: Why bother drinking water? You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.