@RandomlyMJ: Judging from the sounds in my trunk this guy would have had an excellent career as a drummer.
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@click4amanda: My dad called to ask if sending an email to the USA costs more. I told him a LOT more, better not risk it
@ella__fraser: Men that know the difference between moist and wet, know the difference between failure and success
@KPsych29: I always wear black. That way I'm ready, at any given moment, for an impromptu night out or your funeral, whatever.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: If there is an opportunity for me to put my pants on backwards in the dark, I take it every time. Apparently.