@SteveAmiri: July 5th, 1776: The day the British drunk-texted America and said they still loved them.
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@juliussharpe: Dating is good practice for parenting because you learn not to care when someone is crying in a restaurant.
@ATorres2181: *walks in *wife is murdered *looks at mirror (Written in blood) YOUR NEXT "My next what? *from the closet "Oh sorry typo I meant you're.
@dafloydsta: I'm commonly known to my friends as "that nutty guy" Haha, just kidding. Squirrels can't talk.