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@Drunkiester: Jupit. Jupiter. Jupitest.
@tacsanitchiban: Whenever someone says "let's get weird" my first thought is "I'm already there"
@NorCalBratt: "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
Me, to my empty bag of Oreos.
@Jandalize: I'm fearfully awaiting the day my alarm clock becomes self-aware and the snooze button hits me back.
@salazarsboxing: Sarcasm so good, they think you're being nice.
@JediGigi: Mom asked me what it's like being a single middle aged woman so I took a handful of cat & dog hair from my purse and threw it in her coffee.