@brakco: Just another day grabbing random children by the shoulders and screaming "I'M YOU FROM THE "FUTURE!" in their faces..
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@ericsshadow: [Starbucks intercom] "Will the man that ordered the Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte please pick up your drink. No one is looking."
@Prof_Hinkley: Me: it's annoying sitting so close to the office copier Dan from the next cubicle: it's annoying sitting so close to the office copier
@Sean_Burgundy_: All I'm saying is if I were president I would make a law banning women from saying "We need to talk"
@DamienFahey: 13 Types of Regret You'll Experience After Clicking on a Link to an Article That Won't Live Up to its Exaggerated Headline