@Sassafrantz: Just ate my last pair of edible undies, I guess it's time to get groceries.
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@treywafer: Dear police: if you're going to racial profile, how about you check out the white boy dressed like he's in the matrix
@shkeeber: *cape flaps in the wind* Me: Are you ready to defend freedom for another day, Captain K? Mom: Quit blocking the fan and put the cat down.
@Dr_powpow: Like every good global citizen I've reduced my power consumption by 50% by running all my power off the neighbours while they're on vacation