@karencreets: Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling
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@cwhudson: *taps on a super old dude's oxygen tank* you know that you can get this stuff for free right
@Book_Krazy: Me: Bless me father for I have sinned... Priest texting me back: I already told you, I'm not absolving u of your sins unless you come in.