@KKAlThani: Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song.
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@DaddyJew: *slowly raises hand 20 minutes into an important office meeting* so there are no donuts?
@ch000ch: i tried to ask a girl out today but i messed up my words and accidentally summoned a demon. anyway, whats a good first date for a demon
@jergarl: In my defense, my response to her inquiry as to how my day was going was "I'm less stabby than normal" not "Please tell me about your cat."