@KKAlThani: Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song.
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@Samiam556: Apparently the safe word has changed to... NOT THERE IDIOT!!! Followed by a swift elbow to the eye....
@juliussharpe: Writing is a great career when people like hearing what you have to say but don't want to look at you.
@BBQJones28: I use someone calling me during a phone call as an opportunity to hang up on both of them.
@XplodingUnicorn: My wife said she wanted to do it missionary style, so I forced her to change religions and gave her smallpox.