@KKAlThani: Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song.
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@Skullcat: Before this goes any further, it's important that I know your position on foreign films with subtitles.
@Ideal_Victoria: If anyone is living vicariously through me, you just bought yourself Flintstones chewable vitamins.
@shatty48: Now that I've removed my windshield wipers I shouldn't be getting anymore parking tickets.
@Sassafrantz: As a mom, I know nothing good happens after you hear one of your kids yell "JOHN CENA!!"