@iGreenMonk: "Just be yourself" is great advice to maybe 12% of people.
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@shadygrenade: *Pizza Hut job interview* "Do you own a shitty car and smoke pot?" No sir. "You will."
@TheBoydP: Show me someone who says they like all types of music and I will show you someone who has never been on hold before a conference call.
@AGreaterMonster: I'm going to swallow a jack-in-the-box so that when they do an autopsy—BOING, surprise!