@BuckyIsotope: Just beat Eminem 4000 straight times at musical chairs by playing "The Real Slim Shady" over and over.
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@huntigula: Guy: Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"? Gary: [filling a canteen with hotdog water] Nobody calls me that.
@KarenKilgariff: Watch The Walking Dead with someone who's super into it so every time a zombie appears you can pull the old, "Wait, who's this now?"
@GrandadJFreeman: If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.
@TheNardvark: The guy who invented the mohawk was originally just trying to get his sideburns the same length.