@mellimelle: Just because I'm Irish doesn't mean I am always drunk. It means I always want to be.
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@dubstep4dads: i like how at this walmart they put baby food products in the checkout lane. like oops thats right i have a baby to feed
@AaronFullerton: PET PEEVE: Why do we call them baby names? They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.
@ilovepie84: I once challenged Snoop Dogg to a rap battle and the loser had to change their name.