@HeatherLuvsYou: Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice. Take alligators for example.
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@juicymorsel: I accidentally had two energy drinks today and now my house is decorated for Christmas.
@BGH70: I'm watching Olympic athletes run 1500m, while trying to figure out how I can make the Roomba drive 3m to the beer fridge for me.
@daemonic3: [spelling bee] Your word is 'effusive' "E-F-F-U-S-I-V-E" That is correct. What was your name? "It's Siv" I know lmao [hi5s other judge]
@SardonicTart: I'm glad my office has this giant shredder because otherwise I don't know what I'd do with all this work.