@HeatherLuvsYou: Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice. Take alligators for example.
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@TheBeerGuy73: Note to self: When the wife asks "Do you like my new hair", don't reply with "It'll grow back, right?"
@ParasiteHilton: *watches Forensic Files for tips* *taps pencil* *scribbles "DON'T GET CAUGHT"* *taps pencil* *pauses* *underlines it*
@Weird_Rash: If you’ve ever accidentally stepped on a cat’s tail, you’ve seen my wife’s sex face.