@GrandadJFreeman: "Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance." -Alcohol
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@murrman5: [trying to make it work with this really good looking girl that I have nothing in common with] ok what's your 12th favourite juice?
@Probablyrad: Today's kids will never know how it felt to give your computer AIDS just for free music
@BostonFanJosh: Q: What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike? A: The place they are aiming at.