@GrandadJFreeman: "Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance." -Alcohol
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@PerfectPending: Please do not compare your dog problems to parenting. Your dog cannot say your name 3,258 times in a day.
@SaraThomas84: The most dangerous piece of machinery a person can operate while drinking is the telephone
@LOUD_Thoughts_: I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
@SteveKoehler22: Ladies : Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ? Your dentist.