@IamEnidColeslaw: Just before a Subway employee starts making my sandwich, I'll stop them and whisper, "Like you mean it."
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@GinAndJif: When animals lick each other it's bonding, but when I do it at work as part of a team building exercise it's all "inappropriate" & "call HR"
@YourYakiri: You know that confused look old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad.
@somecleverthing: discontinue use and talk to your doctor if you experience death, as this may be a sign of a more serious condition.
@theshantilly: Him: You're pretty obnoxious. You know that? Me: I'm sorry. All I heard was pretty.