@hookmeupinit: Just bit into a Pop Tart so hot that it caused me to involuntarily perform the falsetto "ah-ha-ha-ha-" intro to Stayin' Alive
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@ramenfuneral: me: one time i almost got trampled to death in a mosh pit kid: did you die? me: hmm
@WilliamAder: Don't ask me if I have a safety pin if you're going to look at me all weird when I pull one out of my pocket and hand it to you.
@NoogsCorner: Curiosity should start overthrowing the local government and drilling for oil any minute now.
@jakob_huber: It saddens me that the closest my car will ever get to being a Transformer is when I fold in the side mirrors.